Endearance

At some point in most relationships, partners start giving each other cute little endearing names, such as: Sweety Pie, Honey, or Sugar Lips. If you haven't gifted your "Sig-Oth" with such a term of endearment, but you feel ready to take the next big step, consider this:

The most endearing names involve food. A good formula to follow is:

(delicious food) + (attractive part of human anatomy) = (endearing name)
example: Honey Hips

or if you want to spice it up:

((exciting adjective)(exponent)) + (delicious food) + (attractive part of human anatomy) = (extreme term of endearment)example: Hot Little Naughty Sweety Cake Eyes

Once you get the hang of it, feel free to adjust the formula as you like.

Free Advice:
If that simple formula perplexes your feeble mind, feel free to borrow any endearing name from this list:

• Steamy Mocha Melon Man
• Pudding Pie Brows
• Bacon Legs
• Honey Ham Hips
• Butterfinger Fingers
• Double Bubble Chin
• Hot Butter Biscuit Bum
• Little Patty Melt
• Main Squeeze of Cream Cheese
• Everlovin' Man-wich
• Tall Glass of Warm Yoohoo
• Mr. Peanut Butter Spoon
• Fudge Face
• Mush Mouth
• Sexy Syrup Stash
• Muffin Top
• Walking Talking Candy Machine
• Teddy Bear Medium Rare
• Nice and Cheesy Over Easy
• Mrs. Pumpkin Pie Satisfy
• Sourdough Joe
• Twinkie Arms
• Chocolate Cheeks
• The Last Drop of Milk After a Pack of Double Stuff Can't Get Enough Oreo Momma

*I would caution against endearing names that pair food and parts in confusing ways, such as Rib Arms or Nut Nuts.