I've found that it's the scariest people that teach you some of life's most valuable lessons. People like wicked step-mothers and Dracula have a way of embedding knowledge so deeply into our mind it can never be forgotten.
After some consideration, I no longer oppose parents letting their children watch horror films. After several horrifying nightmares and some bed-wetting, kids will be much less likely to climb into a sewer gutter to get some free balloons from a clown, even with that killer sales pitch.
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The Joker said it best. Always.
YES! It does make you smarter. Thus, I will never jump off a cruise ship for a little swim. Jaws is out to get me!
ReplyDeleteGood point. Let's think of something we really want to teach the children of today, and make a horror film about it. Maybe something to do with Facebook or texting, like if you spend too much time on Facebook, your face just becomes a bare lump of flesh.
DeleteHahahaha!!! Yeah, and your fingers turn to spaghetti, or something like that. We could add too much video game playing, too. That should do it! :)
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